It’s been nearly a month from this event. Yeah I delayed it because I posted Yorais first. So I’ve attended Tali Tenang just for fun and to clear heads up.
Since this is the first time since I can remember I’m having fever for about a week, I’m going to write to recap what happen within this week that my health rate fluctuate like Osiloskop Sinar Katod. take that physic for the win.
Imagine if whole dialogue of ‘What Does Marcellus Wallace Looks Like’ in Pulp Ficton being re-make in typical Malay film style. (A= Samuel L Jackson / Jules ) and B = Brett
A: Macam mana muka Marselus Wales?
B: Ha?
(bunyi barang2 jatuh gedegang gedegang )
A: Ko orang mana?
B: Ha?? Ha????
A: Mana ada negara nama Ha?? Kau cakap English Ha??
B: Haaa? Haa??
A : English anak haram!! Kau tau tak??
B: Yerr
A: Macam tu mesti kau tau ape aku cakap!
B: Yerr
A: Bitau aku macam mana muka Marselus Wales
B: Ha???
A: Sebut Ha lagi. SEBUT HA LAGI. Aku cabar ko aku cabar ko dua kali anak haram! Sebut Ha lagi sekali kalau berani
B: Dia… dia hitam
A: Teruskan
B: Dia… dia botak.
A: Dia macam anak haram tak ?
B: HAA??
Bang Bang bunyi pistol. B menjerit kesakitan.
A: DIA MACAM ANAK HARAM TAK???
B: Bukaaaaaannnnn!
A: Dah tu apsal ko carik pasal macam anak haram dengan dia brett?
B: Aku tak
A: Ya Ko dah buat! YA KO DAH BUAT BRETT
A: Ko cuba cabul dia
A: Marselus Wales tak suka dicabul oleh sesiapa pun melainkan oleh Puan Wales
( Lame joke. haha. )
February 2nd, 2010 by ikhwan nazri Posted in
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Ikhwan Nazri A.K.A Tekong, 24/7 god servant. Director & Multimedia Producer of Flavert Media Lab, Weddingkami and Officekami, Malaysia. Sometimes become navigator, and a sleepwalker. Male, lazy, and geek, forever a kid
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