About Tekong

as requested by chapan… what is tekong?

1. tekong is a person who play a major role in sepak takraw.

2. tekong is a person who sails the small boats.

i’m not playing sepak takraw so it belongs to -2 tekong is a person who sails a small boat.

back at my junior college [ mrsm taiping ], at the orientation week, we have to perform a sketch. each wings have to perform. so got israfil merican, my neighbour tell to copy the idea of telekom advertising. i forgot what song it is but something has to do with telephone. the story is a bout a immigrants from indonesia come here with a boat, and then survive hardships at KL for getting money. then, my role as a tekong of that boat. i just act stupidly la but after that, people starts me to call tekong. at first, i don’t like it so much but my not-so-superhuman reflexes always respond to that name. after all almost all students there call me like that and it goes more worst when i’m selling chips and snacks. i tell them to call me ikhwan but since got another ikhwan there [ ikhwan fariz ] i guess i can’t help it. so there it goes. called as tekong.

06
Mar 2006
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Black Oil facts ( minyak hitam )

syawal : meidei meidei. my motor experience failure. meidei meidei.

me ( as a hero ) : roger that. what’s your current condition and current location.

syawal : condition pekehei nyo. motor rosak. come retrieve me back to mmu and i want to got another bike for this mission. the location is Kay Tee Em 5erd4ng ( serdang ). pls come fast.

me : affimative. curry will send out to rescue you. ETA 20 minutes. go buy goreng pisang 1st.

syawal : whatever. roger out.

me : roger still not die. however chale.

so today as usual i went to save the day. but then. at ktm serdang. syawal ask why my chain ( bike punya chain ) is kendur so he dont want to take my bike and rent other person bike. on the road, i see some strange things with my fuel. it consume 2 times higher than it should be. one full tank is enough for me to going back and forth to my home.. but this is just serdang and it only left about quarter of the tank. so i ask syawal.
me: how come my fuel finish very fast? i know la petrol price increased.

syawal: have u change the black oil ( minyak hitam )

me : umm forget. but my dad did remind me yesterday morning.

syawal : then you should. go to dengkil and change the black oil. if the black oil runs out. the fuel consumption will be frickin higher more higher than petrol price increased.

so after mission accomplish [ the mission is to retrieve syawal safely to mmu cyber ] i go to dengkil to change the black oil. after that.. i can see the fuel consumption oledi normal and can speed up normally.

so the lesson is don’t forget to change the black oil.

05
Mar 2006
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Engage with Flash

having a short nap. /swt. monday is the submission of multimedia based entertainment but i’m still quarter-way in scripting it’s engine. i’m doing a typing game so later when i finish script the engine i will explain more. faiz tell me one thing that do interest me.

Engage with Flash

how amazingly people use flash for other tools in our life while i’m still like a frog sit below the coconut shell ” direct translation = katak bawah tempurung ” since like traffic jams, Global Positioning System GPS, interactive TV and so on are using flash as thier platform. the interface is simply amazing and very helpful while maintaining low data transfer. not to forget they does not lag the tools. 😛 btw since they [ United States ] are using a higher barebone speed of internet [ maybe terabyte oledi ? ] so i wonder can those application running on our country smoothly like them ? malaysia barebone speed if i’m not mistaken is just 1ogb and japan is 60gb already. the difference is very wide clear. even some of streamyx users comments that they do experience lag.

put the lag problem aside since this is third world country. so bare with it. just wait.

ok.. done for it. this flash things just fired me up to do fast my assignments. gotta go. drink awakening potion (AP) + concentrating potion(CP) + berserk potion(BP). the attribute is

AP = can stay up more longer 35% than usual,

CP = concentrate 5x than normal so it speed up production

BP = all reflexes, hand, legs brain and eyes enhanced 10x so i can sit for long time oing works infront of pc

work work = macam peon dalam warcraft

04
Mar 2006
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Hello world! >:)

my first post and my official blog. okay.. why nazri? in arabic.. it means my sight. with origin from nazr – sight and e – adjective for me. so this site will tell of what i see in my daily life. i see and i tell. oh since you can’t restrict of what i see… so please don’t restrict of any i say.. this is mysight // mysite.. sounds that this is mysite. btw my name is ikhwan nazri. ikhwan means brotherhood. ikhwan nazri = brotherhood of sight /vision or kaki sekodeng? whatever. 😛
what so special with my sight ?

okay. the special is i have un-important photographic memory. why ? because back at my primary school, i remember teacher said ” you have a weird way to memorize things. things that should not be remembered you can remember easily at a glance. like father name, car plate number cloth color, what type and bicycle and so on. ok that was a long time ago.

at high secondary school. i have to take medical test before entering my junior college. the doctor tell me that i hv somekind of color blind. i thought this was a mistakes but at the chemistry lab.. i can’t tell perfectly what color of the results of the conducted experiment. /swt. after that it’s getting worst. i tend to tell wrong colors. eventough i still can see red yellow green and blue, but i can’t see when color mix or for some reason. luckily i passed the color test for JPJ. but that doesnt solve any problem.

what is color blind?

ok. so that’s my sight. so this is the end of first post of me. bookmark if you like. hello world >:)

04
Mar 2006
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