#memorisekolah

#memorisekolah is currently the Hot topic in Malaysia’s Twitterverse. While I contributed most of my school experience, I just remembered this paper art.

It is a spaceship and also can become a motorboat. It comes in two variant. The blue is a spaceship. The white is motorboat, judging from the raised-front body.

Front view 1. Left = Motorboat. Right = Spaceship

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March 8th, 2010 by ikhwan nazri Posted in Geek Stuff, funny stuff |

LOLPICS 3

Well I don’t have many things to write since I focused my writing powaaaa at Flavert Blog, Officekami blog, and Weddingkami Blog but yeah I still want you guys to visit my personal blog so here goes another round of LOLPICS!

All of the lolpics appeared below, I took it by myself. If you want to display at other site, then linkback lah yer.

As you can see.. ANSPORN. It’s a toilet in Teeq Braisserie,  Lot 10 rooftop. Was there  for Social Media Club KL Meetup. It’s a meetup where most of twitteratis or facebookers gather.

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February 23rd, 2010 by ikhwan nazri Posted in Geek Stuff, WISIWYG, funny stuff |

Macam Mana Muka Marcellus Wallace

Imagine if whole dialogue of ‘What Does Marcellus Wallace Looks Like’ in Pulp Ficton being re-make in typical Malay film style. (A= Samuel L Jackson / Jules ) and B = Brett

A: Macam mana muka Marselus Wales?

B: Ha?

(bunyi barang2 jatuh gedegang gedegang )

A: Ko orang mana?

B: Ha?? Ha????

A: Mana ada negara nama Ha?? Kau cakap English Ha??

B: Haaa? Haa??

A : English anak haram!! Kau tau tak??

B: Yerr

A: Macam tu mesti kau tau ape aku cakap!

B: Yerr

A: Bitau aku macam mana muka Marselus Wales

B: Ha???

A: Sebut Ha lagi. SEBUT HA LAGI. Aku cabar ko aku cabar ko dua kali anak haram! Sebut Ha lagi sekali kalau berani

B: Dia… dia hitam

A: Teruskan

B: Dia… dia botak.

A: Dia macam anak haram tak ?

B: HAA??

Bang Bang bunyi pistol. B menjerit kesakitan.

A: DIA MACAM ANAK HARAM TAK???

B: Bukaaaaaannnnn!

A: Dah tu apsal ko carik pasal macam anak haram dengan dia brett?

B: Aku tak

A: Ya Ko dah buat! YA KO DAH BUAT BRETT

A: Ko cuba cabul dia

A: Marselus Wales tak suka dicabul oleh sesiapa pun melainkan oleh Puan Wales

( Lame joke. haha. )

February 2nd, 2010 by ikhwan nazri Posted in funny stuff |

Berkenaan #Yorais

(Don’t worry english readers, there’s still translation below :p )

Sudah hampir seminggu dari tarikh 19 Januari, tarikh keramat oleh para pengguna twitter di Malaysia. Pada tarikh tersebut, boleh dikatakan ramai pengguna tegar twitter di Malaysia bersatu padu bagaikan menurut kata keramat 1Malaysia, berganding bahu untuk menyumbangkan suara, maaf, twit masing-masing yang berkaitan #yorais sehingga ianya menjadi salah satu topik terhangat didunia.

Apa itu #yorais?

Pada 16 Januari 2010, Menteri Informasi, Komunikasi & Kebudayaan,  Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim telah menasihati rakyat Malaysia, TERUTAMANYA MUSLIM, supaya tidak terlalu ‘ketagih/mendalami’ terhadap kegunaan internet khususnya Facebook & Twitter. Berita lanjut, click sahaja butang spoiler dibawah.

Spoiler

SEREMBAN: Malaysians, especially Muslims, must avoid being totally immersed in the internet culture, especially Facebook and Twitter, said Information Communication and Culture Minister Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim.

He added that facilities like internet could not be accepted wholly because it was a form of business introduced by the West and “Malaysians were just users.”

“We are not saying that they cannot use Facebook or Twitter but when using such facilities they must upkeep the values taught by Islam, Buddhism or Christianity to maintain our culture,” he told reporters after opening a Seminar on the 1Malaysia concept here on Saturday.

He added that Malaysians who used internet services on social networking sites should be careful with what they see and hear.

“We must be strong in our believes and culture because the identity and image of our country depends on us.

“They are just selling Facebook, Twitter, L-Band and various other services, even through space, as a product but we do not do such business. We accept all this in a state of cultural shock,” he said.

He chided some Malaysians who belittled those who were no savvy of the Facebook and Twitter culture.

“We should not be quick to condemn or look down on those who do not use Facebook. Newspapers are still relevant, so is Facebook, but do not be carried away with everything and disregard the old system,” he said.

Rais also praised the Malaysian Communications and Multimedia Commission (SKMM) for its success in tracking down a student from the National Arts Culture and Heritage Academy for posting a public safety threatening comment on Facebook about the recent spate of attacks on churches while discussing the ongoing “Allah” controversy on the popular social networking website.

“Syabas to the commission for its action in nailing those who used Facebook, Twitter and SMS for the wrong reasons.

“As a former analyst of the law in the country, I wish to advise the people that they cannot escape from the law for their actions,” he said.

Rais said the Information Department had also found that 62% of Malaysians understood the 1Malaysia concept.

He added that the Government would initiate more programmes featuring the 1Malaysia concept, especially for students. – BERNAMA

Saya dapat rasakan yang mana Dr Rais Yatim sebenarnya mahu memberikan komentar yang berbentuk pencegahan diatas kejadian pelajar Aswara yang telah mengeluarkan kenyataan yang berbentuk ugutan di Facebook. Namun begitu, saya tidak rasa maklumat sebenar yang ingin disampaikannya dapat dicerna dengan tepat oleh para Netizens. Berikut adalah penjelasan saya tapi sebelum itu teliti ayat2 berikut.

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January 24th, 2010 by ikhwan nazri Posted in Artikel, Geek Stuff, Issues, WISIWYG, funny stuff |

Cat fight during solar eclipse

It was a sunny friday, until it was a partial solar eclipse in Malaysia.

The male cat A love female cat B but she love female cat C, and caught red handed.

Watch it

I must say partial solar eclipse has it’s own effect hahah

January 16th, 2010 by ikhwan nazri Posted in WISIWYG, funny stuff |