Cuma aku rasa kenkadang lawak aku susah nak faham a.k.a terlalu advance. Tak caya? Test lah kalau-kalau korang boleh gelak dengan lawak Inception berikut
Ada lagi. Aku tetiba ada dlm 5 minit untuk buat lawak2 Meme sebegini
Okay since I’ve been less updating blog, I’m going to post my extremely cheapskate tip. So here’s the first tip.
At certain San Francisco Coffee in Malaysia, they have Buy One Free One (BOFO) promo. But it is not same in all branches. Ampang Point have this promo only on weekends but ends before 8PM. And Menara UOA Bangsar have this promo during weekdays which is after lunch. The deal is to buy any of Extreme Frappes, and get another for free. Must be either Regular or Large. While this BOFO may seem normal, let me take it to the extreme.
What you can do is, buy the Extreme promo (Buzz, latte, Mocha, vanilla, chocolate ) and get another one for free. Then, ask the barista to keep another one inside the freezer. So you can work up to 1-3 hours with one cup. Then, since we need some slight rest, go outside the cafe and told the barista that ‘I’ll be back’. After taking your fun time, go back to the cafe, ask for the one that they kept, and then continue working.
Be aware that the coffee inside the freezer are more intense and strong. And DO NOT kept the coffee with your skipped cream, coz your cream will be a bit funny. Saw that before, and didn’t know how it taste, since I skip the cream always. And with this method, I successfully work for 7-8 hours.
I’m not being cheap. I’ve become cost effective :p – As what @cerventus from Malaysia Entrepreneurs said :p
Mungkin anda tidak mampu menjadi seorang jutawan, tapi anda boleh menjadi ratusan-ribuan!!
Macam mana caranya?
Scamboy adalah Kugan, seorang professional dalam bidang berkaitan wireless dan mempunyai blog bertajuk MalaysianWireless. Dan pada hemat saya, statement dari dia berkenaan dunia wireless malaysia boleh digunapakai. Tapi macam mana nak dapat RM300,000 dengan twit sebegitu ?
Senang je.
Buat iPhone app yang boleh dijual kepada 100,000 unit iPhone ni. Jualkan pada 0.99 sen USD, harga average apps. Kemudian, 0.99 x 100,000 = 99,000 USD x conversion rate (3.20 dari xe.com ) =
WOW!! Tolak la kos sedikit beli iPhone, Macbook pulak mesti pro (boleh je pakai macbook biasa), developer account pastu kalo nak attend course pun, katakanlah spend 16K nak bazir punya pasal, ada lagi RM300,000. Oh lupa pulak, tolak 30% Apple ambik = dapatlah RM221K. Tapi boleh buat beli rumah. Pendapatan kasar = 300K tak nak ke?
Tapi maaflah, ini bukan buat duit goyang kaki, belajarlah Objective-C. ( pantun kalau korang baca betul )
Tapi ini lagi bagus dari hem-hell-hem kofkofkof. Dan actually, memang betul2 boleh pakai.
Saja sarcasm ayat2 Rahsia itu ini terbongkar LOL! tu sebab tulisan besar bagak nak mampus. Jual E-book website tapi design website yg jual E-book tu langsung takde design sense. ROFL lagi! /k/troll
Tapi aku tak kaya lagi sebab tak try lagi Objective-C hahaha.
Technochef – word by Syia. Dunno what she meant by that, but I guess that sort have to do with Technopreneur LOLOLOL lawak bangang.
Well, I cooked three dishes during my parents went visiting mecca. My mum said this is the right time for me to practice cooking. As if she knows that I took pride in doing things by myself. With one week remaining before they’re home, I decide to screw some things so this is it.
Nasi Goreng Ikut Suka Aku = Ingredients: Fried Nugget + sausage. Beef/Chicken floss ( serunding ) fresh cut onion and garlic.
There’s another two dishes, click more
Actually I’ve been busy ( or doesn’t have many things to update ) so yeah, this is why I’m fat.
Dinosaur Egg :p ( try guess WTH is that )
Ikhwan Nazri A.K.A Tekong, 24/7 god servant. Director & Multimedia Producer of Weddingkami, Officekami and Flavert Media Lab Malaysia. Sometimes become navigator, and a sleepwalker. Male, lazy, and geek, forever a kid
